New PDF release: 99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It truly is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out skill to open it. right here to the rescue is an quintessential advisor that includes ninety nine how one can get the task performed quick utilizing something and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. pictures and step by step directions for every process stroll thirsty readers during the artwork of establishing bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient to be had implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller computing device, police vehicle, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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1 EDGE OF TABLE 1 Place cap on edge of table 2 Just punch the sh*t out of it 3 Drink the rewards 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 1 Hold bottle securely 2 Place bottom of lighter under cap 3 Place thumb on top of cap 4 Pry off cap 5 Drink 6 You are a professional 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTLE 1 Hold cap to cap 2 Pull apart, trying to get the bottom bottle to open first 3 Drink Beware: Due to Murphy’s Law, the top bottle usually opens first. If the beer gods are smiling on you, both beers will open without spilling a drop.

These bottles were to be used for carbonated beverages and beer to standardize production and quality control. Having accomplished this, he then recognized the need for a uniform cap for the bottles, and patented the “crown cork cap” as a sealing method. These innovations allowed for the invention of a machine to fill the bottles with liquid and carbonation, a machine for securing or “crowning” the caps on the bottles, and of course the bottle cap opener. A prolific inventor with eighty-five patents, Painter was inducted into the Inventors Hall of Fame in 2006.

But an icy cold bottle of beer in hand that’s not a twist off—with no bottle opener in sight—sounds like a disaster. Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task.

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